Dota 2

[HeySeoulSister]

multi online battle arena?
i heard the term moba from my cs 1.6 friends before i even started LoL so iono.

[NeemA]

i quit dota cuz male heroes got no D**K.. Unlike males , Female heroes Powers are based on how big their B**B are...

[PuЪLiㄷEиəℳy#1]

The dead can buy...

[Spades]

morpling is affected by burning spear

[carlvic]

phoenix dies.

[Pariax]

none of the heroes got a sense of right and wrong, elves fighting for the scourge and demons protecting the lifetree? O.o ill quit

[Spades]

none of the heroes got a sense of right and wrong, elves fighting for the scourge and demons protecting the lifetree? O.o ill quit

, they are controlled mindlessly by something called "-All Pick".
All pick has never seen yet until now......

[Myst]

- Most heroes have 2 feet and 2 arms, yet can have only 1 boot and more that 2 swords equipped.
- DotA introduced the concept of "shy creeps". Neutrals don't spawn when you look at them, how cute is that?
- Venomancer dreams of Terran and Protos and he does not know why.
- Where does the gold go when you don't kill a creep? Jewshan takes it?

[GravedamN]

"DotA introduced the concept of "shy creeps". Neutrals don't spawn when you look at them, how cute is that?"

Statement of the day.

[AKBu3nY]

I quit, because unorganic units can bleed.

[Drakerip]

Polygons. Polygons everywhere!

[saaanx]

In LOL you can freeze frozen characters like Cryophenix Anivia, and ignite fire ones, like Brand.

Also flying characters and ones who don't even have legs, use boots, lol.

[AKBu3nY]

I quit because you can kill poison heroes with poison.

[AmAzInG]

I quit, because flying heroes buy boots.

[AKBu3nY]

I quit because I AltQQ accidently.

[PuЪLiㄷEиəℳy#1]

Donkeys now fly...

[AKBu3nY]

I quit because there isn't a flying donkey in DotA.1

[Lethologica]

I quit DotA because Shadow Fiend stole my soul.

[Commander]

meh you fight and grow and then get killed and then you live again die live again ... etc

[Cyclone56]

ummm this is probably the most unrealistic thing in Dota yet no one has mentioned it... the fountain has a conscience and shoots a freaking flamethrower at enemies instead of highly compressed water or magic beams or whatever else it could be
EDIT: ok sorry it has been mentioned
plus one more unrealistic thing about the fountain (which is beautifully fixed in HoN):
how the hell does the fountain heal you just by existing next to it?