Dota 2

[brain_less7]

Rules: Stop the above poster from killing himself or getting killed, then you say something that commits suicide then the below poster stops you from committing suicide. (Original thread is in [url="http://www.playdota.com/"]PD[/url] but I'm too lazy to find and post it here )

Example:
User1 says "I go use suicide and kill myself"
User2 counters his death "Turns out you have aegis and got revived."
User2 then commits suicide and the below poster counters User2's suicide and so on ...
Gets?

I'll start!!

I eat a poison apple kills myself.

[Sven2k]

I'm a beautiful prince which kisses you the moment you drop dead causing a magic reaction making you spit out the apple and regaining all of your body functions.

I jump of a skyscraper

[syNth]

You land on my window cleaning platform 2 stories below.

I tie myself to a train track with an oncoming train.

[Jendion]

I hi-jack the train and immediately use the emergency breaks, earning $50 in the process of robbing all the passengers.

I put a gun to my head and pull the trigger.

[Wslk]

I hit one of the rear compartments in the train with a surface missile, causing it to lurch. You then stumble and miss as you pull the trigger.

I skydive with no parachute.

[Xcaliber]

I drop from the same plane, use aerodynamics to catch up to you and lock your arms to my 'chute straps as I pull (this will dislocate both your shoulders but save your life).

I beanflick Chuck Norris.... (or is this a bit too hard [hard = unrealistic])

[Akhdas]

trolololo face saved you only dis time

i eat poisonous mushroom

[brain_less7]

Then Io came and tethered the mushroom and relocate then untethered the mushroom.

I just got burnt to ashes.

[Xcaliber]

You had an aegis...

Hero dived a nuke...

[Frozen_Shadow]

You had an aegis...

Hero dived a nuke...

[Xcaliber]

Your lack of imagination failed to process a nuclear explosion resulting in it's failure to detonate...

My author decided to kill me off in the cash-in sequel for some cheap shock tactics...

[GravedamN]

He forgot to do it.

I forgot to breathe.

[AKBu3nY]

You lost concious and started to breathe again.

I got choked by a fully grown anaconda.

[syNth]

You pretended to play dead before you got chocked, so the anaconda let you go because it doesn't want to eat a carcass.

I slice my dick off and bleed to death.

[Xcaliber]

Only a woman could actually go through process of penis slicing, meaning you either didn't go through with it or you are a woman *looks at profile pic*

I say 'boo' to a goose...

[GravedamN]

The goose says 'boo' to you.

I forgot to breathe and did not go unconscious.

[Sven2k]

I take advantage of your body and leave you to rot.


I get eaten alive by an unknown creature.

[GravedamN]

I take advantage of the unknown creature's body and you live.

I rot.

[Wslk]

I cast repel on you.

An alien is about to burst from my chest.

[Sven2k]

I use my magnetic powers to crush the alien inside of you and after 10 hours of surgery we remove him and replace all the damaged organs.


I get kicked in the nads for 5 hours straight by a 30 year old woman